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Full Metal P​*​*​*​* [Explicit]

from Animezing by Fandom Musicals

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Ever since I was a child,
I’ve harboured a secret
A tiny one.
A little metallic thing a ma jig
No it’s not a gun

And now I’ve got an issue
A problem for you to solve
Grab your smallest wrench
And some grease so we can resolve

My automail penis is broken
My metal cocks not erect
Its hinges are snapped
Its broken in half
My dick has a defect

So please put your hands on it
You better not be a klutz
Some WD 40, a cloth and hammer
Make sure not bust my nuts

Not yet anyway

My organ is shattered
My penis has splattered
Its all that mattered
To meeee

My warriors not mighty
It shames Aphrodite
Don’t take this lightly
My poor wee wee

I’ve been working on something new
Something just for you
Its larger, stronger better and faster
It’ll be a lot more easy to
master…bate

Its an automail vagina
Its strong and can handle a lot
Its better than a penis
No need for a second thought

Don’t worry no one will know
Try and be an optimist
I’ll keep private the vagina
Of the full metal alchemist.

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from Animezing, released July 13, 2015
Written by Christian Teatro and Tyler Mann
Composed by Tyler Mann

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