Frost Bite: A Canadian Zombie Musical

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When a zombie outbreak occurs in Toronto, a group of cops, rebels, and an ordinary family must fight for survival.

This is Fandom Musicals first fully funded show through Indiegogo

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released December 29, 2014

Lyrics by Christian Teatro with Tarif Khondker, Rene Beauregard, and Tyler Mann

Music by Rene Beauregard and Tyler Mann

Mixed by Matthew MacLeod of Spiced Reality Productions www.spicedreality.com

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Track Name: Strong And The Mighty
COP 1:
Oh Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love
In all thy sons command

COPS:
We are the Strong
And we are the mighty
To serve and protect
Our glorious country

We are the force
Behind peace and mercy
We’ve got in our hands
Our gun and our Timmies!

We need the coffee
To stay up all night
From dusk till dawn
To see the sun’s new light

We are the Toronto Police
Giving civilians peace.
You have the right to remain silent
And the right to an attorney

So check out our badge
And our shiny black shoes
If you are bad
We will definitely find you!

And if you’re not scared
Than you should remember
That there’s more member for you to meet

Dick Rhymes, is the best we’ve got
Ninety-Nine percent accurate shots
He’s the pride and joy of the force
He’s even memorized Morse code

Who the hell still knows Morse code?

DICK:
One goal in my life is
To save anyone who needs it
I practice day and night
Don’t ask me my reasons

I will stand and fight
Against injustice in our country
Prepare for red and blue lights
I’m not in it for the money

Cause I am the strong
And I am the mighty
I’ll serve and protect
Our glorious country

Cause I am the force
Behind peace and mercy
We’ve got in our hands
Our guns and our Timmies!
Hell yeah Canada!
Track Name: I Sure Hope Nothing Goes Wrong
BOBBY:
Being here with my wife reminds me
Of just how short the days seem
Cause something can go along without fail
And then all seem like a dream

The sun could heat up the earth
And incinerate us
We could get our bodies splattered
By a runaway bus

The ground could swallow us whole
We could get skewered on a pole
God I sure hope nothing goes wrong

Ahhhh

Starting a family was always in my plan
Even more with my beautiful wife
And now thanks to all the very Christian sex we have
She’s giving us the gift of life.

But the elevator door can close
and rip our heads apart
We could get a horrible disease
That eats away our heart

We could only have a portal gun
While breathing neurotoxin
God I sure hope nothing goes wrong

Or while out getting coffee
Something could sneak up all calmly
While I’m feeling rather comfy
And it just might be a - vampire

I’m sure that nothing will come out of the ground
And all the undead won’t surround
God I sure hope nothing goes wrong
Track Name: Live In The Mix (w/ DJ Wally Z feat. The Sisters Rap Battle)
DJ:
It’s time for a rap battle!
ALEX:
You may be my sister
But maybe you missed a
Gene that’s why you’re so dumb
DJ:
Stupid bitch
Alex:
I think that you kissed uhh
So many misters
All cause you wear shorts that show off your bum!
DJ:
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin everywhere
COOKIE:
You’re just sad because you look so bad
In comparison to my tanned skin
DJ:
She orange
Cookie:
You’ve got no ass
It’s as flat as your sass
And your personalities in a garbage bin.
DJ
Take out the trash, Tuesday nights, live.
ALEX:
All you do is dance all day
DJ:
Uh-huh
Alex:
Twerking your butt like your names Miley
Every guys a vendor
All you want is street meat.
Bent over so far
You’re touching your bare feet.


DJ:
Ohhh she’s a hoe, get that ratchet bitch some shoes!
COOKIE:
Bitch you think you got the facts
Bet your hymens still intact
DJ:
Virgin
Cookie:
Ready for this?
You better prepare
I’m about to dis your hair
Filled up with dandruff
It looks like man scruff
Who the hell you gonna find
Who wants their hands in that slime?
DJ:
Live, in the mix, with DJ Wally Z.
ALEX:
Think you’re so high, think you’re so mighty? Think you
got high at one to many parties.
COOKIE:
Think you’re so cool? Think you’re so bad. Maybe you
should leave just like our dad.
ALEX:
Screw you.
COOKIE:
Bet you’d like a piece of this, you little lesbian.
DJ:
Oh shit son! *Vocally remixed noise*
Track Name: I'm A Zombie
Chief Zombie:
We’ve all heard the stories of death and decay,
where one man’s infection becomes your dismay.
With just one bite you begin to slip away
And awake to feast on a human buffet

ZOMBIES (Tim’s Employee, Chief, Man):
I’m a Zombie
All we want is a bite
I’m a zombie
Our prey is full of fight

I’m a zombie
Come rip them apart
Dissemble their parts
Tear out their heart
I’m a zombie
Become one of us

ZOMBIES (Tim’s Employee, Chief, Man, Jessie B, Zombiesx2).
I’m a zombie.
All I want is some blood
I’m a zombie
We’re misunderstood

I’m a zombies
Better make haste
In this deadly race
We’ll eat off your face

We’re all zombies
And soon you will be too
Brains!
Track Name: Fight For All
DICK
I used to say same shit, different day
Now we’re in for a ride
The undead criminals are breakin’ rules
Well The law’s not on their side

They’re not the team I would have picked
But our unit will persist
Don’t judge us by our rag tag look
We’re all pretty damn pissed

All:
Armor up, Band together
We will push on through
It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up
Keep our friends in view

It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other
We‘ll get out alive
We will Stand up tall, fight for all
And we will survive

COOKIE (SUNG):
Another day at the spa,
Went to see my boo
Got arrested, thrown in jail
Now I’m here with you

These corpses wanna eat me out
that’s something I’m used to
Bitch hold my weave, I’ll punch them out
I’m dedicated to my boo

All:
Armor up, Band together
We will push on through
It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up
Keep our friends in view

KENNEDY (SUNG):
Young and earnest, full of spunk
First day on the job
Shot my gun up in the air
now it’s all locked up

Thought I’d catch bad guys, maybe
through a high speed chase
wasn't trained for this
Here we are, gotta save the human race

All:
It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other
We‘ll get out alive
We will Stand up tall, fight for all
And we will survive

ALEX (SUNG):
Don’t know why I hang with sis
She and I don’t mesh
We’re forced to work together
Cut through all the rotting flesh

Never thought I’d side with pigs
But that cop really knows his shit
I’ll slice my way to victory
I’m not one to quit

All:
Armor up, Band together
We will push on through
It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up
Keep our friends in view

It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other
We‘ll get out alive
We will Stand up tall, fight for all
And we will survive

STIMULATION:
Locked and loaded
I'm ready to shoot you in the face
Think that you can fight I'll drop you
harder than the bass
Track Name: Band Together (Act 1 Finale)
DICK
We've got a new destination
And a new team raring to go

STIMULATION
Ready to fuck some zombies up
Let’s get this show on the road

COOKIE
I’m ready to fight but still I’m scared
Cause what if we get bit?

ALEX:
Don’t worry sis, I’ve got my sword
I’ll cut your head off quick

BOBBY
Just lost my wife, but got my girl
She’s all that I’ve got left

ANGELICA
Don’t worry Dad I’ll be fine
Cause I know that you’re the best.

ALL:
Now we can all band together
And we won’t ever surrender
The time is now, to fight for all
We will make these zombies fall!
Track Name: Take A Bite And A Bullet
DICK:
We’ve strayed too far from the group
We’ll have to play it safe, and be cautious
Can’t stop, we gotta find the troupe
We can’t afford to be so thoughtless.

Damn zombies, what’s the world come to?
The dead at our back, I wish it wasn’t true
It’s my sworn duty to protect you
I got your back and every part of you.

Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you

ALEX:
I won’t stand by and see you get hurt
You think I’m gonna let you do all the work?
I have my own kinda pride
They’re the ones who’ll have to hide.

Together we’ll be ok
You and I will find our own way
These dead freaks we will cut through
I’ll do what it takes to protect you.

Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you

ALEX:
That was way too close, I almost missed
I’d never know if I could get a kiss

DICK:
What a girl, she saved my life
If we survive this, I’ll have to make her
My…girlfriend

DICK/ALEX:
Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you.

Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you
Track Name: Beyond The Grave
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
We have officially succeeded in our mission
Even though we lack a human composition

JOAN OF ARC:
We famous zombies have a calm disposition
To kill all humans and stop their opposition

GANDHI:
We’ll take it farther than we’ve ever gone before
We give new meaning to a zombie horde

ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN):
And we’ll catch you and devour
Tear you limb from limb

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
And now we’re back from beyond the grave
Leaving no hope for the world you want to save.

JOAN OF ARC:
And no matter what you’ll soon be our slaves
Who will never have the need for a grave

GANDHI:
So prepare for the end of your race
The next step is the United States

ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN):
We will attack them from the north
And try to prove our worth.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
Can you hear?

JOAN OF ARC / GANDHI:
Can you hear?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
Can you see?

JOAN OF ARC / GANDHI:
Can you see?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
How futile your resistance will be?

JOAN OF ARC:
Do you know?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN / GANDHI:
Do you know?

JOAN OF ARC:
Can you tell?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN / GANDHI:
Can you tell?

JOAN OF ARC:
Soon this place will be a living hell

GANDHI:
We are here.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN /JOAN OF ARC:
We are here.

GANDHI:
We will stay.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN /JOAN OF ARC:
We will stay.

GANDHI:
Dawn of the dead to a brand new day!

ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN):
You were left for dead when you chose to fight.
Track Name: Raise A Storm
ALL:
Go up!
DICK:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
DICK:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
DICK:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
DICK:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
I can hear the sound of destiny
telling me to move forward
and claim what’s right for me
Sitting down and not taking part
Fuck that I’ve got too much heart.
I’m ready to raise a storm
No looking back, no time to mourn
ALL:
Go up!
ALEX:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
ALEX:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
ALEX:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!



ALEX:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
My heart is racing in my chest
And I am prepared to do my best
No, even better that.
I plan to full out attack
I’m ready to raise a storm
I’m lifting my sword, you’ve been warned!
ALL:
Go up!
COOKIE:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
COOKIE:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
COOKIE:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
COOKIE:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
I don’t think that I can handle this
But I gotta look brave for my sis
I don’t want lay round no more
I’m tired of being called a whore
I’m ready to raise a storm
Mess with the bull and get the horns!
ALL:
Go up!
STIMULATION:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
STIMULATION:
Our country we must defend

ALL:
Our spirits!
STIMULATION:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
STIMULATION:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
I know where I gotta be
Just wait for it, and you will see
Waiting round for others to do
My job, what’s that gonna prove?
I’m ready to raise a storm
Thunder and Lighting, a killer is born!
ALL:
Time to climb up and see
What our fate is gonna be
We are prepared to prove
Just what Canadian’s can do
We’re gonna raise a storm!
This is our promise we have sworn!
DICK:
Alright let’s get on up there guys.
Track Name: Murder
ZOMBIESx4:
Murder. Listen. Murder. Hear it. Murder. Happened.
Murder. Feel it.
Murder. Listen. Murder. Hear it. Murder. Happened.
Murder. Feel it.
Murder. In your. Firm grip. Can you. Feel the. Weight of. Their souls. Hear me. Cry out.
Guilty. Guilty. You are. Guilty. Of their. Murder.
And you will murder once again.

We are all hungry zombies
And we all want your flesh
So prepare for infection
We want you to be fresh

It’s time for your ending
Let’s all prepare for supper
With our lord and our savior
Robot Zombie Mecha Hitler

ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
Can you feel.
Can you see.
Can you take my power.

I am the one in power.
This fool thinks he controls me.
He does not know my strength.

Come my zombies let’s all rise up to face this stupid threat.

Zombiesx4:
Murder, murder, guilty, guilty.

ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
You can feel and you can see
This is the final hour
Cause I’m the one in power!

ALEX:
I can see and I can feel it, but we will never kneel.

STIMULATION:
So long as we have our courage you will see us standing here

ZOMBIESx4:
We are all hungry zombies
And we all want your flesh
So prepare for infection
We want you to be fresh

COOKIE:
As long as we are
together, we can feel no drop of fear

DICK:
So prepare for our battle, as soon you will disappear

ZOMBIESx4:
It’s time for your ending
Let’s all prepare for supper
With our lord and our savior
Robot Zombie Mecha Hitler

ZOMBIESx4/ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
You can stand

DICK/ALEX/STIMULATION/COOKIE:
We shall stand.

ZOMBIESx4/ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
To fight us.

DICK/ALEX/STIMULATION/COOKIE:
To fight you

ALL:
But you will die!

ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
I have stood
And I fought you
You have won
So keep your flesh

I know that I’ve done the wrong thing
But I’m evil so fuck you
Track Name: Look At Us Now (Act II Finale)
DICK:
Look at where we are
A year after the disaster
It may not seem like much
But we have risen faster

Than I thought we might.
Cause we put up a fight.

STIMULATION:
And look at us now,
Strong and fit and ready
Just in case this fight
returns our guns must be steady

So we prepare
We won’t be scared.

DICK / STIMULATION:
Now here we are
Ready to go as far
As we need to
Me and You.

Will we stand up tall
And fight for all
With our hearts full of light
We will never give up this fight

ALEX:
Look at us now
Your face is really glowing
And look at that baby bump
It is really showing

I love you sis.
I’m glad we’re friends like this.

COOKIE:
Look at us now
Our relationships improving
Quick feel my belly!
He was just moving!

Together like this.

ALEX / COOKIE:
You’re the sister I missed.
Now here we stay
Everything is now OK
Look at us
No more fuss.

Will we stand up tall
And Fight for all
With our hearts full of light
Our future is so bright

DICK / ALEX:
As we look into the distance
We realize that our existence
Is more important than it seems

DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE:
As we look at the horizon
We wonder if our journeys done
And if we can achieve our dreams

DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY:
So we stand here
And say don’t give in
because anything is possible
If you believe it is!

DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY / TIMS EMPLOYEE / THE CHIEF / JESSIE B:
So get on up and stand together
Begin our lives anew
There’s a lot of us, so don’t split up
And we’ll all make it through

DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY / TIMS EMPLOYEE / THE CHIEF / JESSIE B / ANGELICA / BOBBY / VIRGINIA:
That dawn was hard, but because of each other
We got out alive
We can raise a storm, you’ve been warned

Canadians won’t die!
Oh Canada!