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Animezing

by Fandom Musicals

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Here we are again I'm sitting bored online and then I notice ads start popping up for all these awesome tv shows They come from Japan I start to watch a couple and oh man I see that there's at least a couple thousand and I need to know This Animezing show! Oh oh, there's Naruto Raw raw now onto Dragonball Where have these been all my life Ha ha, Inuyasha Hey hey, watch them all everyday This is how I press play Watching Anime Here we are again My butt planted to the couch and then The remote goes missing and the TV's stuck on YuGiOh I just sit and stare And I get taken in by their Art style and storyline I get obsessed all of the time Oh oh I must be strange Oh oh I need real life for a change Can't keep track of the time of day. My mom says I need a life My friends say that I am losing my mind I kinda think it's okay Obsessing anime Cel Misa Cloud Naruto Luffy Hikaru Goku There are my only friends I hope it never ends I need some sleep tonight We can't sleep tonight Gotta watch em all Gotta watch em all, gotta watch em all, gotta watch em all Guess what? I'm gonna cosplay I don't give a crap what my friends say It's worth the drive up to Gatineau To see all the people like me As we all join together just to be Let's all say this one thing IT'S ANIMEZING! Whoah whoa Let's start the show Whoa whoa We're yelling 321 go This is the first thing we’ll sing Cause we can't wait to start And show these shows That are close to our hearts After we're done you will know This ANIMEZING Show!
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RED: So here we are, three mages on a quest, Of course there's a fourth but as you might have guessed he doesn't understand what it is to be a mage, but we're gonna tell you now, gonna open that cage, gonna let you in, gonna turn the page in the book that is the story of our lives, the glory of a Fantasy, a Final Fantasy, and if you wanna hear about it I'm the man to see I am the red mage, I can do it all, Both kinds of magic and swordplay too, y'all! So many skills that it takes to be a hero A jack of all trades but the master of zero What am I great at? Nothin' I'm told, ya see I always get the bronze but never the gold Well some day soon I hope to be best, Just for a moment better than the rest! Oh ho... my life is a tragic paradox, I said Oh ho... I feel like a circle in a squarer box Why am I afraid to choose a scepter or a blade? I could focus on one, and son, I'd have it made Until that day I'm just a man on a quest, but mark my words I'm gonna be the best! WHITE: Hey there, it's me. The team's only lady I throw like a girl and I punch like a baby so the guys in the party tend to take me for granted This enchanted maid is a shade disenchanted... "I am your equal," What a silly notion! It's not about size, it's the motion in my potion I don't ask much, just someone to say, "Hey White Mage, good job today" Maybe I don't have the strength to wield An elven sword or a mythril shield But my heart is strong, and my wand is too So try to keep in mind, that without me you'd be so screwed BLACK: I'm the black mage, but I betcha knew that Yellow eyes, my disguise, do you like my pointy hat? I'm a master of the elements, but all that is irrelevant I step into a room and I'm invariably the elephant Not just a pyro, I'm also pretty smart And the fire in my hands comes directly from my heart When push comes to shove, I want friends, I want love I want a bride-to-be, family, all of the above And I'll be damned if I fail, 'cause wouldn't that be tragic If I let you judge me by the color of my magic? And even if you're prejudiced and wanna make a mess of this You're gonna be incredulous I'll show you what a legend is! I'm just a lowly black mage Relegated to the backstage There's so much I wish you knew So that maybe you'd see I'm just like you (ALL 3 MAGES REPEAT THEIR CHORUSES) ALL: Oohhh, Laaah, HEMMMMMMMMMM
3.
Welcome to our fandom! We're so glad you came in! DOCTOR Welcome to our fandom Please forgive my tears Matt Smith was replaced He only lasted for 3 years So now there's some new old guy But we should accept him still Hell, take my money Put it on my bill SHIRTLESS GUY Welcome to our fandom There's tons of shirtless guys Some people say there is no story That's a bunch of lies Sure it makes no sense at times But it's tons of fun Watch, then masturbate, and then you're done. DASHCON STAFF Welcome to our fandom Our con's a piece of shit All our guests walked out on us But we have a ball pit- TUMBLR USER NOPE! RWBY FAN Welcome to our fandom Fight scenes? There's a lot You're almost guaranteed To get a ladies panty shot And sure I started cosplaying Before Episode One I'll attach myself to something That's not done WIZARD Welcome to our fandom There's wizards galore 7 books in the series But there aren't anymore... OH G-D WHY!? TUMBLR USER Welcome to my fandom It's the world of fan-fic Sure there are a lot of writers Who are completely sick But lots of fans just want to Live their stories all again And some of them will help you And even be your friend So just dive in and say hello New stories will begin So welcome to my fandom ALL I'm so glad you came in!
4.
Drop the anchors by moonlight Sail the ocean by daylight We've never been in a real fight He is the Sailor named Sailor Moon He is not afraid of the deep end He is always ready to defend He is the one with whom we can descend He is the Sailor named Sailor… Sailor Voyage Sailor Mariner Sailor Mast Sailor Jury Rig This great vast ocean is So new to him He is the Sailor named Sailor Moon INSTRUMENTAL BREAK! Featuring the vocals of LUNA THE CATFISH! Drop the anchors by moonlight (meow meow) Sail the ocean by daylight (meow meow) He's not afraid of a Krakken fight (meow) He is the Sailor named Sailor Moon (meow meow meow meow) He is the Sailor named Sailor Moon (meow meow meow meow) He is the Sailor… (MEOW!) Sailor Moon!
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Haven’t you always had a love for anime Comics and Figurines, And some things that are gay? Well then this is the place The location for you Where you can see all that and more And do anything you want to, so... Lets go to a convention! I’m sure it’ll be alright! What’s a little lack of sleep When we can see Cloud Strife? So come on join the adventure It’ll be fun if you allow It’s Friday morning The sun is up, the time to go is now! See my first issue is with All of the long waits Just to get in the thing It takes us 40 days. And by that time My feet are sore And I am full of stress Who gives a crap About this con I really need some rest I heard that you like manga One piece and Naruto Well here at this convention I’m sure we can bestow Manga at a cheaper price And not used from a bargain bin US cover price it is Any more would be a sin My second problem is I’m always in a hurry I work to earn a living And money’s my main worry Sure I love nerdy things Like Zelda and Pokémon But sharing a bed with you’s not my idea of fun! Look all around you These cosplays are sublime! so many unique ones but mostly from sword art online But lets be honest here These ones are really neat Look at that guy he has got some Big claws on his feet If you’re still not convinced Lets talk about the guests Brentalfloss, Doctor Holocaust Those guys sure are the best! Started as a perfect day My very first convention I was dressed up as Luffy And I thought I was in heaven I stood and I waited So impatient for the fun All we got was a ball-pit Yes I went to Dash-con
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I Am Link 01:22
Look at me I am Link People like to call me a big ole dink that’s what they think. Look at me, I am Link. I can steal your stuff faster than a blink with a wink. You will never catch me, cause I am fast. I’ll make sure you’ll never kick my ass. I’m a pro at rolling on the ground. I’ll keep on taking everything I can and I won’t make a sound! Hya! Listen! Look at me, I am Link. I push all their patience, to the brink. They’ll need a shrink. Look at me, I am Link. People say I dress like I’m a twink. Well they all stink. I have been all alone since my birth, searching for hidden things across the earth. I will look inside every treasure chest and everyone in Hyrule will know not to mess with the best. HYA!
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I am Link. I am called a dink. That’s what all the Hylians think. I am Link. I am not a twink. I’ll change what you think. I can do anything. I will do everything. I can prove it to you. I am Link. Please don’t blink. All the Hyrulians think that I stink. I am Link. I don’t need a shrink, I’ll change what you think. I’ll show you all my tricks. You’ll say he’s courageous Let me prove it to you.
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Captain planet, he’s a hero Gonna take pollution down to zero He’s the brand new avatar The worlds newest superstar Captain Planet, he’ll defeat you His values are strong and true Earth Fire Wind Water and Heart Everyone can do their part
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GAARA Haha. Screw you. You’ll never win. Go home. Get a life and leave us the hell alone. No one really cares about you. NARUTO You see. That we. Can change the world, and you, stand there, right in the damn way. I’ll never let you win. CAPTAIN PLANET You think you will win. Well I will defend. You’re gonna destroy the earth. I won’t let you win. You must fucking dieeeeeeee. DIIIEEEEEE. ALL We will fight. And I will win. NARUTO You can’t see, that I am hokageeeee. ALL We won’t back down. We will persist. You’re in my way, prepare to fight, and I’ll make the world A better place
10.
hackSAO 04:00
AN I am here once again, What are the odds? Tell me friend, to be trapped in a virtual reality, It's just my luck to be stuck Prevented from logging out And return to the life that is waiting for me MARIKO The key to logout is before you Just climb the tower of Aincrad Level up, beat the boss, soon you will see That only you can save us all from destiny KAYABA This game is wholly impossible The secret to winning lies in teamwork No one will reach level hundred When players are too, too selfish to work together AN, MARIKO, TSUKASA, & SUBARU We are here once again, SAO we will rend Never give up, never surrender to anyone We will inspire hope, share it with everyone, With our courage, we will triumph through adversity
11.
Ever since I was a child, I’ve harboured a secret A tiny one. A little metallic thing a ma jig No it’s not a gun And now I’ve got an issue A problem for you to solve Grab your smallest wrench And some grease so we can resolve My automail penis is broken My metal cocks not erect Its hinges are snapped Its broken in half My dick has a defect So please put your hands on it You better not be a klutz Some WD 40, a cloth and hammer Make sure not bust my nuts Not yet anyway My organ is shattered My penis has splattered Its all that mattered To meeee My warriors not mighty It shames Aphrodite Don’t take this lightly My poor wee wee I’ve been working on something new Something just for you Its larger, stronger better and faster It’ll be a lot more easy to master…bate Its an automail vagina Its strong and can handle a lot Its better than a penis No need for a second thought Don’t worry no one will know Try and be an optimist I’ll keep private the vagina Of the full metal alchemist.
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I wanna sing the very best Medley there ever was Perform better than all the rest While spreading our fandoms I don't care what we've been served Cease and desist is wrong We'll show them that we deserve To sing our favorite songs POKéMON! Gotta catch em' all They will see That this is a parody POKéMON! Sony might own this song But fair use laws keep us strong POKéMON! Our medley proves We don't need to be autotuned Come along, I'll sing with you POKéMON! Gotta catch em' all, gotta catch em' all I think it's time we sing this theme, Get everybody and the stuff together, Okay, Three Two One Let's medley Wait guys! You don't know what you're messing with All these lawyers will tear you limb from limb And leave you broke as shit If you want to go write this song You'll need experts to help so you can win So call this one real quick Copyright lawyers! A courtroom adventure. Copyright lawyers! A quest for all time. Each law possesses a loophole to be used You've got to learn them to sing your medley's tune You have to change the words So that it's a parody To avoid getting sued Cuz you don't have a million dollars to pay up Change the lyrics To keep writing parodies Made by fans for fans And come to cons just like G-anime! Anime! SAINT SEIYA! Legendary lawyer SAINT SEIYA! Master of copyright, oh yeah. SAINT SEIYA! I'll prosecute your ass now SAINT SEIYA! Is the best You don't stand a chance! Not a chance, Not a chance... NOT A CHANCE! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL! Master Seiya, please understand. We wanna sing our favorite songs We wanna go all night long You cannot stop us now, We know the rules, To be the best you just have to Change enough that we Can be considered a parody You cannot touch us now We're free to go Tell your bosses We all say no It's a whole new con to visit With a whole new song to sing It's a whole new show With a brand new parody But we're still going to sing our songs And be the best that we can be (Best that we can be) POKéMON! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you ANIME! Gotta watch it all, gotta watch it all Anime... Anime... ANIME!!

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Soundtrack recorded by Momo MacLeod of Spiced Reality Productions | spicedreality.com

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released July 13, 2015

All music written and composed by Rene Beauregard and Tyler Mann
Except:
"Animezing" written by Tyler Mann, music by Neon Trees, instrumental track used with permission.
"Ballad Of The Mages" written and composed by Brent 'Brentalfloss' Black, covered with permission.

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Fandom Musicals Toronto, Ontario

Fandom Musicals is a live performance group dedicated to spreading the fandom through musicals, sketch comedy, and interactive improv.

Our shows include
Fandom Hearts
Star Explorers
Frost Bite
Animezing
X Musical
Fandom Hearts 2
and many more to come!
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