1. |
Prologue
01:06
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2. |
Strong And The Mighty
01:53
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COP 1:
Oh Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love
In all thy sons command
COPS:
We are the Strong
And we are the mighty
To serve and protect
Our glorious country
We are the force
Behind peace and mercy
We’ve got in our hands
Our gun and our Timmies!
We need the coffee
To stay up all night
From dusk till dawn
To see the sun’s new light
We are the Toronto Police
Giving civilians peace.
You have the right to remain silent
And the right to an attorney
So check out our badge
And our shiny black shoes
If you are bad
We will definitely find you!
And if you’re not scared
Than you should remember
That there’s more member for you to meet
Dick Rhymes, is the best we’ve got
Ninety-Nine percent accurate shots
He’s the pride and joy of the force
He’s even memorized Morse code
Who the hell still knows Morse code?
DICK:
One goal in my life is
To save anyone who needs it
I practice day and night
Don’t ask me my reasons
I will stand and fight
Against injustice in our country
Prepare for red and blue lights
I’m not in it for the money
Cause I am the strong
And I am the mighty
I’ll serve and protect
Our glorious country
Cause I am the force
Behind peace and mercy
We’ve got in our hands
Our guns and our Timmies!
Hell yeah Canada!
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BOBBY:
Being here with my wife reminds me
Of just how short the days seem
Cause something can go along without fail
And then all seem like a dream
The sun could heat up the earth
And incinerate us
We could get our bodies splattered
By a runaway bus
The ground could swallow us whole
We could get skewered on a pole
God I sure hope nothing goes wrong
Ahhhh
Starting a family was always in my plan
Even more with my beautiful wife
And now thanks to all the very Christian sex we have
She’s giving us the gift of life.
But the elevator door can close
and rip our heads apart
We could get a horrible disease
That eats away our heart
We could only have a portal gun
While breathing neurotoxin
God I sure hope nothing goes wrong
Or while out getting coffee
Something could sneak up all calmly
While I’m feeling rather comfy
And it just might be a - vampire
I’m sure that nothing will come out of the ground
And all the undead won’t surround
God I sure hope nothing goes wrong
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DJ:
It’s time for a rap battle!
ALEX:
You may be my sister
But maybe you missed a
Gene that’s why you’re so dumb
DJ:
Stupid bitch
Alex:
I think that you kissed uhh
So many misters
All cause you wear shorts that show off your bum!
DJ:
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin everywhere
COOKIE:
You’re just sad because you look so bad
In comparison to my tanned skin
DJ:
She orange
Cookie:
You’ve got no ass
It’s as flat as your sass
And your personalities in a garbage bin.
DJ
Take out the trash, Tuesday nights, live.
ALEX:
All you do is dance all day
DJ:
Uh-huh
Alex:
Twerking your butt like your names Miley
Every guys a vendor
All you want is street meat.
Bent over so far
You’re touching your bare feet.
DJ:
Ohhh she’s a hoe, get that ratchet bitch some shoes!
COOKIE:
Bitch you think you got the facts
Bet your hymens still intact
DJ:
Virgin
Cookie:
Ready for this?
You better prepare
I’m about to dis your hair
Filled up with dandruff
It looks like man scruff
Who the hell you gonna find
Who wants their hands in that slime?
DJ:
Live, in the mix, with DJ Wally Z.
ALEX:
Think you’re so high, think you’re so mighty? Think you
got high at one to many parties.
COOKIE:
Think you’re so cool? Think you’re so bad. Maybe you
should leave just like our dad.
ALEX:
Screw you.
COOKIE:
Bet you’d like a piece of this, you little lesbian.
DJ:
Oh shit son! *Vocally remixed noise*
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5. |
I'm A Zombie
01:49
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Chief Zombie:
We’ve all heard the stories of death and decay,
where one man’s infection becomes your dismay.
With just one bite you begin to slip away
And awake to feast on a human buffet
ZOMBIES (Tim’s Employee, Chief, Man):
I’m a Zombie
All we want is a bite
I’m a zombie
Our prey is full of fight
I’m a zombie
Come rip them apart
Dissemble their parts
Tear out their heart
I’m a zombie
Become one of us
ZOMBIES (Tim’s Employee, Chief, Man, Jessie B, Zombiesx2).
I’m a zombie.
All I want is some blood
I’m a zombie
We’re misunderstood
I’m a zombies
Better make haste
In this deadly race
We’ll eat off your face
We’re all zombies
And soon you will be too
Brains!
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6. |
Fight For All
02:16
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DICK
I used to say same shit, different day
Now we’re in for a ride
The undead criminals are breakin’ rules
Well The law’s not on their side
They’re not the team I would have picked
But our unit will persist
Don’t judge us by our rag tag look
We’re all pretty damn pissed
All:
Armor up, Band together
We will push on through
It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up
Keep our friends in view
It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other
We‘ll get out alive
We will Stand up tall, fight for all
And we will survive
COOKIE (SUNG):
Another day at the spa,
Went to see my boo
Got arrested, thrown in jail
Now I’m here with you
These corpses wanna eat me out
that’s something I’m used to
Bitch hold my weave, I’ll punch them out
I’m dedicated to my boo
All:
Armor up, Band together
We will push on through
It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up
Keep our friends in view
KENNEDY (SUNG):
Young and earnest, full of spunk
First day on the job
Shot my gun up in the air
now it’s all locked up
Thought I’d catch bad guys, maybe
through a high speed chase
wasn't trained for this
Here we are, gotta save the human race
All:
It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other
We‘ll get out alive
We will Stand up tall, fight for all
And we will survive
ALEX (SUNG):
Don’t know why I hang with sis
She and I don’t mesh
We’re forced to work together
Cut through all the rotting flesh
Never thought I’d side with pigs
But that cop really knows his shit
I’ll slice my way to victory
I’m not one to quit
All:
Armor up, Band together
We will push on through
It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up
Keep our friends in view
It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other
We‘ll get out alive
We will Stand up tall, fight for all
And we will survive
STIMULATION:
Locked and loaded
I'm ready to shoot you in the face
Think that you can fight I'll drop you
harder than the bass
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DICK
We've got a new destination
And a new team raring to go
STIMULATION
Ready to fuck some zombies up
Let’s get this show on the road
COOKIE
I’m ready to fight but still I’m scared
Cause what if we get bit?
ALEX:
Don’t worry sis, I’ve got my sword
I’ll cut your head off quick
BOBBY
Just lost my wife, but got my girl
She’s all that I’ve got left
ANGELICA
Don’t worry Dad I’ll be fine
Cause I know that you’re the best.
ALL:
Now we can all band together
And we won’t ever surrender
The time is now, to fight for all
We will make these zombies fall!
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8. |
Take A Bite And A Bullet
02:50
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DICK:
We’ve strayed too far from the group
We’ll have to play it safe, and be cautious
Can’t stop, we gotta find the troupe
We can’t afford to be so thoughtless.
Damn zombies, what’s the world come to?
The dead at our back, I wish it wasn’t true
It’s my sworn duty to protect you
I got your back and every part of you.
Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you
ALEX:
I won’t stand by and see you get hurt
You think I’m gonna let you do all the work?
I have my own kinda pride
They’re the ones who’ll have to hide.
Together we’ll be ok
You and I will find our own way
These dead freaks we will cut through
I’ll do what it takes to protect you.
Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you
ALEX:
That was way too close, I almost missed
I’d never know if I could get a kiss
DICK:
What a girl, she saved my life
If we survive this, I’ll have to make her
My…girlfriend
DICK/ALEX:
Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you.
Don’t worry, don’t cry
I won’t let any harm come to you
With my power, and my pride
I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you
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10. |
Beyond The Grave
01:52
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
We have officially succeeded in our mission
Even though we lack a human composition
JOAN OF ARC:
We famous zombies have a calm disposition
To kill all humans and stop their opposition
GANDHI:
We’ll take it farther than we’ve ever gone before
We give new meaning to a zombie horde
ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN):
And we’ll catch you and devour
Tear you limb from limb
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
And now we’re back from beyond the grave
Leaving no hope for the world you want to save.
JOAN OF ARC:
And no matter what you’ll soon be our slaves
Who will never have the need for a grave
GANDHI:
So prepare for the end of your race
The next step is the United States
ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN):
We will attack them from the north
And try to prove our worth.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
Can you hear?
JOAN OF ARC / GANDHI:
Can you hear?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
Can you see?
JOAN OF ARC / GANDHI:
Can you see?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
How futile your resistance will be?
JOAN OF ARC:
Do you know?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN / GANDHI:
Do you know?
JOAN OF ARC:
Can you tell?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN / GANDHI:
Can you tell?
JOAN OF ARC:
Soon this place will be a living hell
GANDHI:
We are here.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN /JOAN OF ARC:
We are here.
GANDHI:
We will stay.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN /JOAN OF ARC:
We will stay.
GANDHI:
Dawn of the dead to a brand new day!
ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN):
You were left for dead when you chose to fight.
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11. |
Raise A Storm
02:56
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ALL:
Go up!
DICK:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
DICK:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
DICK:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
DICK:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
I can hear the sound of destiny
telling me to move forward
and claim what’s right for me
Sitting down and not taking part
Fuck that I’ve got too much heart.
I’m ready to raise a storm
No looking back, no time to mourn
ALL:
Go up!
ALEX:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
ALEX:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
ALEX:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
ALEX:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
My heart is racing in my chest
And I am prepared to do my best
No, even better that.
I plan to full out attack
I’m ready to raise a storm
I’m lifting my sword, you’ve been warned!
ALL:
Go up!
COOKIE:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
COOKIE:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
COOKIE:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
COOKIE:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
I don’t think that I can handle this
But I gotta look brave for my sis
I don’t want lay round no more
I’m tired of being called a whore
I’m ready to raise a storm
Mess with the bull and get the horns!
ALL:
Go up!
STIMULATION:
It’s time to ascend
ALL:
Let’s rise!
STIMULATION:
Our country we must defend
ALL:
Our spirits!
STIMULATION:
We raise, just like the dead
ALL:
Let’s climb!
STIMULATION:
And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end
I know where I gotta be
Just wait for it, and you will see
Waiting round for others to do
My job, what’s that gonna prove?
I’m ready to raise a storm
Thunder and Lighting, a killer is born!
ALL:
Time to climb up and see
What our fate is gonna be
We are prepared to prove
Just what Canadian’s can do
We’re gonna raise a storm!
This is our promise we have sworn!
DICK:
Alright let’s get on up there guys.
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12. |
Murder
04:56
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ZOMBIESx4:
Murder. Listen. Murder. Hear it. Murder. Happened.
Murder. Feel it.
Murder. Listen. Murder. Hear it. Murder. Happened.
Murder. Feel it.
Murder. In your. Firm grip. Can you. Feel the. Weight of. Their souls. Hear me. Cry out.
Guilty. Guilty. You are. Guilty. Of their. Murder.
And you will murder once again.
We are all hungry zombies
And we all want your flesh
So prepare for infection
We want you to be fresh
It’s time for your ending
Let’s all prepare for supper
With our lord and our savior
Robot Zombie Mecha Hitler
ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
Can you feel.
Can you see.
Can you take my power.
I am the one in power.
This fool thinks he controls me.
He does not know my strength.
Come my zombies let’s all rise up to face this stupid threat.
Zombiesx4:
Murder, murder, guilty, guilty.
ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
You can feel and you can see
This is the final hour
Cause I’m the one in power!
ALEX:
I can see and I can feel it, but we will never kneel.
STIMULATION:
So long as we have our courage you will see us standing here
ZOMBIESx4:
We are all hungry zombies
And we all want your flesh
So prepare for infection
We want you to be fresh
COOKIE:
As long as we are
together, we can feel no drop of fear
DICK:
So prepare for our battle, as soon you will disappear
ZOMBIESx4:
It’s time for your ending
Let’s all prepare for supper
With our lord and our savior
Robot Zombie Mecha Hitler
ZOMBIESx4/ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
You can stand
DICK/ALEX/STIMULATION/COOKIE:
We shall stand.
ZOMBIESx4/ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
To fight us.
DICK/ALEX/STIMULATION/COOKIE:
To fight you
ALL:
But you will die!
ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER:
I have stood
And I fought you
You have won
So keep your flesh
I know that I’ve done the wrong thing
But I’m evil so fuck you
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DICK:
Look at where we are
A year after the disaster
It may not seem like much
But we have risen faster
Than I thought we might.
Cause we put up a fight.
STIMULATION:
And look at us now,
Strong and fit and ready
Just in case this fight
returns our guns must be steady
So we prepare
We won’t be scared.
DICK / STIMULATION:
Now here we are
Ready to go as far
As we need to
Me and You.
Will we stand up tall
And fight for all
With our hearts full of light
We will never give up this fight
ALEX:
Look at us now
Your face is really glowing
And look at that baby bump
It is really showing
I love you sis.
I’m glad we’re friends like this.
COOKIE:
Look at us now
Our relationships improving
Quick feel my belly!
He was just moving!
Together like this.
ALEX / COOKIE:
You’re the sister I missed.
Now here we stay
Everything is now OK
Look at us
No more fuss.
Will we stand up tall
And Fight for all
With our hearts full of light
Our future is so bright
DICK / ALEX:
As we look into the distance
We realize that our existence
Is more important than it seems
DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE:
As we look at the horizon
We wonder if our journeys done
And if we can achieve our dreams
DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY:
So we stand here
And say don’t give in
because anything is possible
If you believe it is!
DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY / TIMS EMPLOYEE / THE CHIEF / JESSIE B:
So get on up and stand together
Begin our lives anew
There’s a lot of us, so don’t split up
And we’ll all make it through
DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY / TIMS EMPLOYEE / THE CHIEF / JESSIE B / ANGELICA / BOBBY / VIRGINIA:
That dawn was hard, but because of each other
We got out alive
We can raise a storm, you’ve been warned
Canadians won’t die!
Oh Canada!
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