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Frost Bite: A Canadian Zombie Musical

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Prologue 01:06
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COP 1: Oh Canada Our home and native land True patriot love In all thy sons command COPS: We are the Strong And we are the mighty To serve and protect Our glorious country We are the force Behind peace and mercy We’ve got in our hands Our gun and our Timmies! We need the coffee To stay up all night From dusk till dawn To see the sun’s new light We are the Toronto Police Giving civilians peace. You have the right to remain silent And the right to an attorney So check out our badge And our shiny black shoes If you are bad We will definitely find you! And if you’re not scared Than you should remember That there’s more member for you to meet Dick Rhymes, is the best we’ve got Ninety-Nine percent accurate shots He’s the pride and joy of the force He’s even memorized Morse code Who the hell still knows Morse code? DICK: One goal in my life is To save anyone who needs it I practice day and night Don’t ask me my reasons I will stand and fight Against injustice in our country Prepare for red and blue lights I’m not in it for the money Cause I am the strong And I am the mighty I’ll serve and protect Our glorious country Cause I am the force Behind peace and mercy We’ve got in our hands Our guns and our Timmies! Hell yeah Canada!
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BOBBY: Being here with my wife reminds me Of just how short the days seem Cause something can go along without fail And then all seem like a dream The sun could heat up the earth And incinerate us We could get our bodies splattered By a runaway bus The ground could swallow us whole We could get skewered on a pole God I sure hope nothing goes wrong Ahhhh Starting a family was always in my plan Even more with my beautiful wife And now thanks to all the very Christian sex we have She’s giving us the gift of life. But the elevator door can close and rip our heads apart We could get a horrible disease That eats away our heart We could only have a portal gun While breathing neurotoxin God I sure hope nothing goes wrong Or while out getting coffee Something could sneak up all calmly While I’m feeling rather comfy And it just might be a - vampire I’m sure that nothing will come out of the ground And all the undead won’t surround God I sure hope nothing goes wrong
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DJ: It’s time for a rap battle! ALEX: You may be my sister But maybe you missed a Gene that’s why you’re so dumb DJ: Stupid bitch Alex: I think that you kissed uhh So many misters All cause you wear shorts that show off your bum! DJ: Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin everywhere COOKIE: You’re just sad because you look so bad In comparison to my tanned skin DJ: She orange Cookie: You’ve got no ass It’s as flat as your sass And your personalities in a garbage bin. DJ Take out the trash, Tuesday nights, live. ALEX: All you do is dance all day DJ: Uh-huh Alex: Twerking your butt like your names Miley Every guys a vendor All you want is street meat. Bent over so far You’re touching your bare feet. DJ: Ohhh she’s a hoe, get that ratchet bitch some shoes! COOKIE: Bitch you think you got the facts Bet your hymens still intact DJ: Virgin Cookie: Ready for this? You better prepare I’m about to dis your hair Filled up with dandruff It looks like man scruff Who the hell you gonna find Who wants their hands in that slime? DJ: Live, in the mix, with DJ Wally Z. ALEX: Think you’re so high, think you’re so mighty? Think you got high at one to many parties. COOKIE: Think you’re so cool? Think you’re so bad. Maybe you should leave just like our dad. ALEX: Screw you. COOKIE: Bet you’d like a piece of this, you little lesbian. DJ: Oh shit son! *Vocally remixed noise*
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I'm A Zombie 01:49
Chief Zombie: We’ve all heard the stories of death and decay, where one man’s infection becomes your dismay. With just one bite you begin to slip away And awake to feast on a human buffet ZOMBIES (Tim’s Employee, Chief, Man): I’m a Zombie All we want is a bite I’m a zombie Our prey is full of fight I’m a zombie Come rip them apart Dissemble their parts Tear out their heart I’m a zombie Become one of us ZOMBIES (Tim’s Employee, Chief, Man, Jessie B, Zombiesx2). I’m a zombie. All I want is some blood I’m a zombie We’re misunderstood I’m a zombies Better make haste In this deadly race We’ll eat off your face We’re all zombies And soon you will be too Brains!
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DICK I used to say same shit, different day Now we’re in for a ride The undead criminals are breakin’ rules Well The law’s not on their side They’re not the team I would have picked But our unit will persist Don’t judge us by our rag tag look We’re all pretty damn pissed All: Armor up, Band together We will push on through It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up Keep our friends in view It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other We‘ll get out alive We will Stand up tall, fight for all And we will survive COOKIE (SUNG): Another day at the spa, Went to see my boo Got arrested, thrown in jail Now I’m here with you These corpses wanna eat me out that’s something I’m used to Bitch hold my weave, I’ll punch them out I’m dedicated to my boo All: Armor up, Band together We will push on through It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up Keep our friends in view KENNEDY (SUNG): Young and earnest, full of spunk First day on the job Shot my gun up in the air now it’s all locked up Thought I’d catch bad guys, maybe through a high speed chase wasn't trained for this Here we are, gotta save the human race All: It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other We‘ll get out alive We will Stand up tall, fight for all And we will survive ALEX (SUNG): Don’t know why I hang with sis She and I don’t mesh We’re forced to work together Cut through all the rotting flesh Never thought I’d side with pigs But that cop really knows his shit I’ll slice my way to victory I’m not one to quit All: Armor up, Band together We will push on through It‘s the Last of us, Don’t split up Keep our friends in view It’s the dawn of the dead, Protect each other We‘ll get out alive We will Stand up tall, fight for all And we will survive STIMULATION: Locked and loaded I'm ready to shoot you in the face Think that you can fight I'll drop you harder than the bass
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DICK We've got a new destination And a new team raring to go STIMULATION Ready to fuck some zombies up Let’s get this show on the road COOKIE I’m ready to fight but still I’m scared Cause what if we get bit? ALEX: Don’t worry sis, I’ve got my sword I’ll cut your head off quick BOBBY Just lost my wife, but got my girl She’s all that I’ve got left ANGELICA Don’t worry Dad I’ll be fine Cause I know that you’re the best. ALL: Now we can all band together And we won’t ever surrender The time is now, to fight for all We will make these zombies fall!
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DICK: We’ve strayed too far from the group We’ll have to play it safe, and be cautious Can’t stop, we gotta find the troupe We can’t afford to be so thoughtless. Damn zombies, what’s the world come to? The dead at our back, I wish it wasn’t true It’s my sworn duty to protect you I got your back and every part of you. Don’t worry, don’t cry I won’t let any harm come to you With my power, and my pride I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you ALEX: I won’t stand by and see you get hurt You think I’m gonna let you do all the work? I have my own kinda pride They’re the ones who’ll have to hide. Together we’ll be ok You and I will find our own way These dead freaks we will cut through I’ll do what it takes to protect you. Don’t worry, don’t cry I won’t let any harm come to you With my power, and my pride I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you ALEX: That was way too close, I almost missed I’d never know if I could get a kiss DICK: What a girl, she saved my life If we survive this, I’ll have to make her My…girlfriend DICK/ALEX: Don’t worry, don’t cry I won’t let any harm come to you With my power, and my pride I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you. Don’t worry, don’t cry I won’t let any harm come to you With my power, and my pride I’ll take a bite and a bullet for you
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: We have officially succeeded in our mission Even though we lack a human composition JOAN OF ARC: We famous zombies have a calm disposition To kill all humans and stop their opposition GANDHI: We’ll take it farther than we’ve ever gone before We give new meaning to a zombie horde ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN): And we’ll catch you and devour Tear you limb from limb ABRAHAM LINCOLN: And now we’re back from beyond the grave Leaving no hope for the world you want to save. JOAN OF ARC: And no matter what you’ll soon be our slaves Who will never have the need for a grave GANDHI: So prepare for the end of your race The next step is the United States ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN): We will attack them from the north And try to prove our worth. ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Can you hear? JOAN OF ARC / GANDHI: Can you hear? ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Can you see? JOAN OF ARC / GANDHI: Can you see? ABRAHAM LINCOLN: How futile your resistance will be? JOAN OF ARC: Do you know? ABRAHAM LINCOLN / GANDHI: Do you know? JOAN OF ARC: Can you tell? ABRAHAM LINCOLN / GANDHI: Can you tell? JOAN OF ARC: Soon this place will be a living hell GANDHI: We are here. ABRAHAM LINCOLN /JOAN OF ARC: We are here. GANDHI: We will stay. ABRAHAM LINCOLN /JOAN OF ARC: We will stay. GANDHI: Dawn of the dead to a brand new day! ALL (ABE / GHANDI / JOAN): You were left for dead when you chose to fight.
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ALL: Go up! DICK: It’s time to ascend ALL: Let’s rise! DICK: Our country we must defend ALL: Our spirits! DICK: We raise, just like the dead ALL: Let’s climb! DICK: And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end I can hear the sound of destiny telling me to move forward and claim what’s right for me Sitting down and not taking part Fuck that I’ve got too much heart. I’m ready to raise a storm No looking back, no time to mourn ALL: Go up! ALEX: It’s time to ascend ALL: Let’s rise! ALEX: Our country we must defend ALL: Our spirits! ALEX: We raise, just like the dead ALL: Let’s climb! ALEX: And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end My heart is racing in my chest And I am prepared to do my best No, even better that. I plan to full out attack I’m ready to raise a storm I’m lifting my sword, you’ve been warned! ALL: Go up! COOKIE: It’s time to ascend ALL: Let’s rise! COOKIE: Our country we must defend ALL: Our spirits! COOKIE: We raise, just like the dead ALL: Let’s climb! COOKIE: And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end I don’t think that I can handle this But I gotta look brave for my sis I don’t want lay round no more I’m tired of being called a whore I’m ready to raise a storm Mess with the bull and get the horns! ALL: Go up! STIMULATION: It’s time to ascend ALL: Let’s rise! STIMULATION: Our country we must defend ALL: Our spirits! STIMULATION: We raise, just like the dead ALL: Let’s climb! STIMULATION: And bring this ‘pocalypse to an end I know where I gotta be Just wait for it, and you will see Waiting round for others to do My job, what’s that gonna prove? I’m ready to raise a storm Thunder and Lighting, a killer is born! ALL: Time to climb up and see What our fate is gonna be We are prepared to prove Just what Canadian’s can do We’re gonna raise a storm! This is our promise we have sworn! DICK: Alright let’s get on up there guys.
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Murder 04:56
ZOMBIESx4: Murder. Listen. Murder. Hear it. Murder. Happened. Murder. Feel it. Murder. Listen. Murder. Hear it. Murder. Happened. Murder. Feel it. Murder. In your. Firm grip. Can you. Feel the. Weight of. Their souls. Hear me. Cry out. Guilty. Guilty. You are. Guilty. Of their. Murder. And you will murder once again. We are all hungry zombies And we all want your flesh So prepare for infection We want you to be fresh It’s time for your ending Let’s all prepare for supper With our lord and our savior Robot Zombie Mecha Hitler ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER: Can you feel. Can you see. Can you take my power. I am the one in power. This fool thinks he controls me. He does not know my strength. Come my zombies let’s all rise up to face this stupid threat. Zombiesx4: Murder, murder, guilty, guilty. ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER: You can feel and you can see This is the final hour Cause I’m the one in power! ALEX: I can see and I can feel it, but we will never kneel. STIMULATION: So long as we have our courage you will see us standing here ZOMBIESx4: We are all hungry zombies And we all want your flesh So prepare for infection We want you to be fresh COOKIE: As long as we are together, we can feel no drop of fear DICK: So prepare for our battle, as soon you will disappear ZOMBIESx4: It’s time for your ending Let’s all prepare for supper With our lord and our savior Robot Zombie Mecha Hitler ZOMBIESx4/ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER: You can stand DICK/ALEX/STIMULATION/COOKIE: We shall stand. ZOMBIESx4/ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER: To fight us. DICK/ALEX/STIMULATION/COOKIE: To fight you ALL: But you will die! ROBOT ZOMBIE MECHA HITLER: I have stood And I fought you You have won So keep your flesh I know that I’ve done the wrong thing But I’m evil so fuck you
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DICK: Look at where we are A year after the disaster It may not seem like much But we have risen faster Than I thought we might. Cause we put up a fight. STIMULATION: And look at us now, Strong and fit and ready Just in case this fight returns our guns must be steady So we prepare We won’t be scared. DICK / STIMULATION: Now here we are Ready to go as far As we need to Me and You. Will we stand up tall And fight for all With our hearts full of light We will never give up this fight ALEX: Look at us now Your face is really glowing And look at that baby bump It is really showing I love you sis. I’m glad we’re friends like this. COOKIE: Look at us now Our relationships improving Quick feel my belly! He was just moving! Together like this. ALEX / COOKIE: You’re the sister I missed. Now here we stay Everything is now OK Look at us No more fuss. Will we stand up tall And Fight for all With our hearts full of light Our future is so bright DICK / ALEX: As we look into the distance We realize that our existence Is more important than it seems DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE: As we look at the horizon We wonder if our journeys done And if we can achieve our dreams DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY: So we stand here And say don’t give in because anything is possible If you believe it is! DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY / TIMS EMPLOYEE / THE CHIEF / JESSIE B: So get on up and stand together Begin our lives anew There’s a lot of us, so don’t split up And we’ll all make it through DICK / ALEX / STIMULATION / COOKIE / ZOMBIESx4 / SEPHY / TIMS EMPLOYEE / THE CHIEF / JESSIE B / ANGELICA / BOBBY / VIRGINIA: That dawn was hard, but because of each other We got out alive We can raise a storm, you’ve been warned Canadians won’t die! Oh Canada!

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When a zombie outbreak occurs in Toronto, a group of cops, rebels, and an ordinary family must fight for survival.

This is Fandom Musicals first fully funded show through Indiegogo

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released December 29, 2014

Lyrics by Christian Teatro with Tarif Khondker, Rene Beauregard, and Tyler Mann

Music by Rene Beauregard and Tyler Mann

Mixed by Matthew MacLeod of Spiced Reality Productions www.spicedreality.com

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Fandom Musicals Toronto, Ontario

Fandom Musicals is a live performance group dedicated to spreading the fandom through musicals, sketch comedy, and interactive improv.

Our shows include
Fandom Hearts
Star Explorers
Frost Bite
Animezing
X Musical
Fandom Hearts 2
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